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Posted 23 February 2004 - 07:32 AM

"Please don't stand/park under coconut tree or nut will fall on you."
(seen in Project 3, Quezon City)

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Posted 23 February 2004 - 08:06 PM

"Please don't stand/park under coconut tree or nut will fall on you."
(seen in Project 3, Quezon City)

Ok yun ah...


Kadalasan kasi ng nakikita ko dito "Bawal Umihi. Mahuli: Putol T***" o kaya "Bawal magtapon ng Basura. Mahuli: Multa 1,000,000"

Corny no?

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Posted 23 February 2004 - 08:57 PM

hahahahahahaa

usually natatawa ako sa sign na ito

"no money, no honey"

nakikita ko ito sa mga jeepneys....

funny but very true...

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Posted 23 February 2004 - 09:04 PM

Lahat ng signs/streamers/billboards, etc na makikita sa kalye na may mukha ng incumbent mayors, vice mayors, councilors, congressmen, senators ay nakakatawa.

Nakakatawang nakakainis!

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Posted 23 February 2004 - 09:46 PM

Most public transpo got this sign..."God Knows HUDAS Not Pay!!!"...hehehehe..Astig!!!


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Posted 24 February 2004 - 05:01 AM

WANTED: SEWERS :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Posted 24 February 2004 - 11:25 AM

This sign used to be seen along Aurora Blvd in Cubao, near a pedestrian lane:

"This pedestrian is being maintained by the following establishments ..."

Lucky pedestrian.

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Posted 24 February 2004 - 11:32 AM

Eh si Ped Xing.. kilala nyo ba sha?

Makikita yan sa lahat ng mga intersection.. nakakatawa kse nung una, di ko alam kung sino ba tong taong to at sikat na sikat?

Tapos nga nakatanggap ako ng email... meaning pala nun eh Pedestrian Crossing... sows.. tama ba namang pati road sign gawing parang text message.. :P :D


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Posted 24 February 2004 - 11:35 AM

Another sign I remember:

WELCOME TO NORTH XAVIERVILLE.
NO STICKER, NO ENTRY.

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Posted 24 February 2004 - 12:21 PM

In Cubao, sign says:

Medical Clinic for all types of STD. We also buy used clothing and vcds and TV Repair.

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Posted 24 February 2004 - 10:53 PM

I've ridden on a taxi called Animal Arrive. There's a barbershop in Mandaluyong called Merciful Barbershop (because they won't cut off your ears?).

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Posted 25 February 2004 - 09:13 AM

i saw this sticker once ...

"PLEASE DO NOT CLEAN ...
THIS VEHICLE IS UNDERGOING A DIRT TEST ... "

and physically, i think the color of car was chocolate ... hahaha ... :lol: :P

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Posted 25 February 2004 - 09:15 AM

eto pa, we all know those posters being stuck up on walls, posts etc as part of the election campaign ...

"ANG MAGDIKIT DITO HINDI KO IBOBOTO !!! "

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Posted 25 February 2004 - 09:21 AM

I read this sa CR sa isang mall

"Please flush after use"

then may sumagot

"di mo na kailangang sabihin yan.. talagang ginagawa namin yan!!!!"

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Posted 25 February 2004 - 09:23 AM

sa ortigas...

BAWAL TUMAWID..NAKAMAMATAY.....

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Posted 25 February 2004 - 09:29 AM

Eh si Ped Xing.. kilala nyo ba sha?

Makikita yan sa lahat ng mga intersection.. nakakatawa kse nung una, di ko alam kung sino ba tong taong to at sikat na sikat?

Tapos nga nakatanggap ako ng email... meaning pala nun eh Pedestrian Crossing... sows.. tama ba namang pati road sign gawing parang text message.. :P :D

OH YES... pati ako biktima ng kaka-isip sino si PED XING.. sabi ko parang hindi ko sya na-encounter sa history class... :lol: :lol:

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Posted 25 February 2004 - 11:49 PM

buy one burger for the price of 2 and get one for free! :P

in the toilet: "sit like a princess not a frog" :D

at a DPWH road excavation: "SLOW MEN DOWN AT WORK" :lol:

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Posted 26 February 2004 - 04:21 AM

Any person except players caught collecting golf balls on this course will be persecuted and have their balls remove.

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Posted 26 February 2004 - 08:21 AM

Sign in Ongpin - construction site beside a girly bar

"CUSHION CONTRACTIONS AHEAD"

bwahahaha
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Posted 26 February 2004 - 11:44 AM

at a construction site: CAUTION: ERECTION GOING ON. :)
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