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17 hours ago, 2 Legit 2 Quit said:

do you want me to die? 😆😆😆

Female Mourner 1  : Ano po ba ang ikinamatay ? ( SFX crying )

Female Mourner 2 : Lack of sex daw po . Isang buwan daw pong wala . Ayun natuluyan !( SFX crying harder)

Female Mourner 1 : Ganun po ba ? ( quiets down and does a quick mental calculation ). Naku ! Dalawang araw na lang e magiging biyuda na pala ako !

Joke 😄

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naku... ganito si misis

1 week : pikon na, hirap biruin

2 weeks : nag iinit ulo sa mga walang kwentang bagay

3-4 weeks : pag wala pa din... naghahamon na ng hiwalayan hehehe 

so lesson learned, wag paabutin ng 1 week na wala si misis, dapat lagi meron kahit every 3-4 days....

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