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#1781 lone23

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Posted 01 January 2020 - 07:51 AM

New Year's Resolution: To be more active here sa Forum ulit. Dahil mag umpisa na akong mag work from home. Di na IP restricted ang MTC bwuahahahhaa.
 
Anyhoo. grabe ang laki ng generation gap namin ng youngest sis ko. Kahapon binabasa syang meme sa phone nya, tapos pinakita nya..;
 
Sis: Kuya grabe oh tingnan mo to?
 
Me: Yak, panget naman nyan. Parang anak ni Janice.
 
Sis: Di naman.. pero ayaw ko din dun. Parang maarte?
 
Me: Huh?
 
Sis: Si Ina diba? or yung isa?
 
Me: ......


Magandang Tyanak si Ina. :)

#1782 Mr.Monday

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Posted 03 January 2020 - 09:42 AM

Magandang Tyanak si Ina. :)

 

Oo, ayaw ko din sa kanya eh hahahaha



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Posted 03 January 2020 - 10:39 AM

I like how passive-aggressive my aunt acted before new year.

 

Nabalitaan ko na inaway at sinugod daw sya ng eskandalosang tsimosang kapitbahay. Tinadyakan at sinira pa yung bike sa may gate, tapos nahagip pa sya ng sampal. Nagtaka ako di sya lumaban eh mataray din yun.

 

Yun pala initusan nya anak nya na ivideo yung pag sugod. Tapos kanina nagsampa sya ng demanda. Hindi sa baranggay, sa pulis talaga. Damage of property eklat tsaka physical injury or battery ba yun? hahahahaha. Di sya pumayag na blotter, demanda talaga with her jowa na lawyer (kala ko notaryo lang yun dati ah)

 

Ayun, kalaboso si tsimosmosang eskandalosang kapitbahay. Ayaw magpa areglo ni tita.



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Posted 06 January 2020 - 07:08 AM

Boss! Nice to see you active again sa forum. 😁

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Posted 06 January 2020 - 08:23 AM

Boss! Nice to see you active again sa forum.

Di na ulit restricted IP sa office eh. hahahaha.

Restricted nalang ako ni wifey. hahahaha

 

Happy new year!



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Posted 06 January 2020 - 08:31 AM

Overheard convo dahil tsismoso ako;

 

Girl 1: Kaw ba meron ka bang istoryang parang "the one who got away" din?

Girl 2: hmmm... wala... ay meron... kahapon yung S&R Pizza ko nahulog sa kalsada :(

 

I like your priorities Girl 2. Aprub!



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Posted 06 January 2020 - 09:30 AM

Overheard convo dahil tsismoso ako;
 


Girl 1: Kaw ba meron ka bang istoryang parang "the one who got away" din?
Girl 2: hmmm... wala... ay meron... kahapon yung S&R Pizza ko nahulog sa kalsada :(
 
I like your priorities Girl 2. Aprub!



Aprub din ako sa sagot ni girl hahaha

#1788 Mr.Monday

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Posted 07 January 2020 - 09:04 AM

Quickie Area Tips. (based on experience)

 

1 - Shangri La Makati toilet. Mezzanine level. Both female and male toilets have floor to ceiling heavy wooden doors. yung sa guys hiwalay yung area ng urinal and toilet by a thick marble wall. Go there pag walang event.

 

2 - Sheraton hotel toilet. Same set up as Shangri La manila. mas walang tao. Dun kayo sa may parang floor kung san yung reception.

 

3 - 19th floor fire exit of FGU building. Kelangan nyo nga lang pumasok sa fire exit ng 15th floor kasi yun lang may entrace. Yung 16, 17, 18th floors walang office.

 

Hihihihi



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Posted 07 January 2020 - 03:43 PM


Overheard convo dahil tsismoso ako;
 


Girl 1: Kaw ba meron ka bang istoryang parang "the one who got away" din?
Girl 2: hmmm... wala... ay meron... kahapon yung S&R Pizza ko nahulog sa kalsada :(
 
I like your priorities Girl 2. Aprub!


When Pizza is Life. You go, girl!

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Posted 08 January 2020 - 10:42 PM

Patambay lang at pabasa ng masasayang istorya....

#1791 Mr.Monday

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Posted 16 January 2020 - 06:44 PM

Annnnddd I'm back from S.Korea. Wala lang, naghanap ng ng kdrama spots.

 

Ayan si Grim Reaper binisita ko, may kotse na nakapark sa harap ng bahay.

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Posted 21 January 2020 - 07:51 AM

Happy new year Alex!



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Posted 28 January 2020 - 09:16 AM

patambay lang po



#1794 Mr.Monday

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Posted 28 January 2020 - 09:43 AM

Happy new year Alex!

Same to you boss Bonito :) Happy new year and lunar new year na din.



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Posted 05 February 2020 - 09:13 PM

ang hirap magkasakit ngayon. May sore throat ako... tapos umubo lang ako isang beses, may 4 na lumingon.

feeling ko tuloy nasa the voice ako.






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