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Try the following (In order of increasing potency :lol: )

 

1. Warm Milk

2. Red Tea with Rosemary leaves

3. Melatonin capsule

4. Iterax capsule 1 hr before going to bed

5. Unisom 1 capsule before going to bed

6. Stilnox 1 capsule 1 hr before going to bed

7. Versed 1 capsule 30 mins before going to bed

8. Propofol intravenous (knocks you out in seconds)

9. General Anesthesia

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what i do if i cant sleep:

 

1. talk to a boring person

2. talk to a boring person's parents sex life

3. talk to a person who loves talking about themselves all the time

4. watch a boy band mtv ( you will pray that death comes quickly)

5. read a book especially physics or any hard subject

6. play computer till you fall asleep facedown on the keyboards ( which really hurts in the morning)

7. have a little fun with your burly neighbor's gf ( hopefully he is asleep)

8. get pounded by your burly neighbor :(

9. as a last resort i watch the religion channel ( ahem mabait ata ako :evil: )

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1. manood sa cable cafe

2. makinig kay norah jones

3. manood ng national geographic

4. uminom ng pain killer ko

5. maglaro ng final fantasy

6. kalikutin ung fone ko

7. a box of cowhead and a shot of hersheys choco

8. hug my throw pillows

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drink 4-6 cups of latte....smoke cigs...reds para masaya...since ala nmn ako someone to inspire to stay late @ work.... :evil:

 

django im taking ornex for my allergies...hmmmm...mejo masama side effects ng ornex bro...

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watch tv --lifetime, dateline, news etc...

or listening to soft music

 

or smack my head on the wall, that more effective –j/k

ang brutal mo naman sa sarili mo :D hehe hirap talaga ang hindi makatulog dami mo naiisip

No loko lang,

the nakakainis is I’m already sleeping then suddenly the phone will ring.......ayun na I can’t sleep anymore.

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watch tv --lifetime, dateline, news etc...

or listening to soft music

 

or smack my head on the wall, that more effective –j/k

ang brutal mo naman sa sarili mo :D hehe hirap talaga ang hindi makatulog dami mo naiisip

No loko lang,

the nakakainis is I’m already sleeping then suddenly the phone will ring.......ayun na I can’t sleep anymore.

hehe oo nga kainis yun cguro ilan beses ko na nabato yun phone ko pagmeron tumatawag lalo na kung mga 30 minutes pa lang ako tulog. ika nga eh biruin mo na ang lasing wag lang ang taong tatlong araw ng d nakakatulog :angry:

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