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Early 80's. High school ako nun. Burol ng GF ng best friend ko. Inuman kami ng best friend ko ng Rhum Coke from 7 pm hanggang madaling araw. Obviously nabangenge ako. Ginawa akong poso ng friend ko...kada hagod nya ng likod bumubulwak ang bibig ko kakasuka :sick:

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wayback my highschool days after class we drink at one of my classmates house duon ako nabansagang BOY PITSEL akala nyo malakas ako uminom noh at kahit sino pwede ko hamunin kahit sino pa pinaka malakas uminom jan pero nagkakamali kayo bakit kamo kaya ako tinawag na boy pitsel eh hinde dahil sa malakas ako uminom at hinde ako pitsel pitsel kung tumagay ng beer kundi dun ako sumuka sa pitsel naisip ko kesa sa sahig ako ng sala sumuka eh sa pitsel na lang ng tubig diba tama naman ang ginawa ko at least kahit may tama na ako may prescence of mined pa rin he he yan lang ma se share ko sa inyo

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Early 80's. High school ako nun. Burol ng GF ng best friend ko. Inuman kami ng best friend ko ng Rhum Coke from 7 pm hanggang madaling araw. Obviously nabangenge ako. Ginawa akong poso ng friend ko...kada hagod nya ng likod bumubulwak ang bibig ko kakasuka :sick:

 

Part Two:

All Saint's Day naman syempre dalawa kami ng best friend ko sa loyola. Di pa gaano mahigpit noon. Natural tagay na naman, same poison (Rhum Coke). Ganado uminom kasi medyo umuulan ulan. This time hindi na ako ginawang poso at di na kailangang bombahin ang likod ko habang sumusuka :thumbsupsmiley: I was able to keep the booze in. Ang masama sa sobrang kalasingan, nung uwian time inde ko masuot ang sandals ko dahil katabi sya nung basong tagayan. Wala na akong eye and foot coordination at sa baso ko naisasaksak ang paa ko. Talk about being totally wasted..... :sick:

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i remember during our college days that our thesis adviser-slash-professor liked taking the class for out-of-town trips...our group must have been to Laguna 3x (Splash Mountain), Puerto Galera (Sabang) and Mount Banahaw...my barkada was the rowdiest of the bunch so we would occasionally plan hi-jinks and extra-curricular activities during these trips...

 

during one of the trips to Laguna, our group decided to check out the local "scenery" around the area...we left (escaped may be a more proper term) at around 3:00am, making sure that the professor and our female friends were asleep...there were 7 of us in 2 rides and we had no idea where to go...decided to ask directions from local tambays that we encountered along the highway..."boss, san ba magandang beerhouse dito?"...we were directed to this really obscure place called "Halfway" which was very well hidden...we arrived at around 3:30 but were informed that the place was already closing...fyi, dunno if this place is still open but it was very intriguing from the outside...disguised as a private resthouse with a pool (or so those of us who got a peek said) and sexy "waitresses"...looked like a bordello IMO...

 

we decided to head on back down and settled for a seedy looking place called "Flawless"...immediately decided to get a VIP room for our group...that was probably the weirdest VIP session i have ever experienced in my life...my partner was egging me to make out and wanted to give me a handjob...was so drunk that i followed her to this door which i thought was a restroom but turned out to be a small balcony overlooking the dining area...i think around 5 people (excluding the dancer and waiters) saw my willy that night...2 of my friends had the ladies mount and dry hump them while the others were just talking the night away...

 

the weirdest (and most gross) part of the night came when the drunkest of the girls decided that she wanted to have fun with my friend who was very well-behaved..."samahan mo ko sa CR"...my friend flatly refused and we started egging him on (I even threw my unused condom at the guy)...still, my friend was steadfast in his resolve to not get a quickie that night...girl got pissed and said, "taena, kung ayaw mo ko samahan...dito ako iihi"...and she actually did it...squatted down at the middle beside the table and peed for the whole room to see...the "panghi" was so overpowering that i most of us were awakened from our drunken stupor and i think one of my friends even rushed to the bathroom to puke...

 

we just laughed about the experience that morning while we were eating at the Burger Machine along the highway...i think one of my friends even got a pendant from his partner (minahal ampota!!!)...

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Way back when we conquered blue onion at libis....bday ng tropa...tig iisa kameng jagermeifter...7 kame...all got drunk...isa lang chick na kasama namin...so madaling sabi...7:1 ang labanan...pagkatapos nun...parang nd kame magkakakilala...hahaha...she's a CC agent from JP Morgan...those wer d days....hayyyyyyyyyy.......

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5 years ago , lasing lahat ng tropa. war trip. may nagdaan, sa harapan namin sinipa ng barkada ko,

medyo umangal. Galit! dampot kami ng mga pamalo at malalaking bato. palo ! batuhan at habulan.

Na corner namin sa kabilang kanto. pinag tulungtulungan namin.

Putsa napatay namin.

Sibat kami lahat. pero ung isang barkada ko natauhan bata pa kasi ung napatay namin binuhat nya at sinakay sa tricycle. dinala sa kanila bakanteng lote.tapos nag text sa amin

" Dre bili na uli kayo ng beer malapit ng maluto ung aso na nadale nyo, Ingat lang kayo kay mang berto at sa kanya to baka hanapin kayo " he he he :cool: :mtc: :thumbsupsmiley:

 

 

wow nice story nakaka global shockerz

 

 

hmm kami pag nag lalasing wag ka na umasa na ma22loy lakad nyo bukas isa lang ibig sabihin noon

 

USAP LASING

 

 

eh lasing ako ngaun

 

eh ano tawag dito

 

nalasing ka no :thumbsupsmiley:

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naalala ko sa dusit hotel , may paulaner fresh brewed beer , ansarap uminom may negra and light , serving nila nun 1 liter , e yun naka tatlo ata ako nun, nag cr ako , putcha kala ko nag brown out , e ihing ihi nako , umuhi ako sa pinto ng cr . nakakahiya , pag dating ko sa bahay , sumuka nanamn ako , inispray sakin yung lysol , lalo tuloy ako sumuka . heheh

those wer the days ika nga ..

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college days back in 01.. regulars kami ng hawaii sa cubao

trice a week kami kung pumunta, pag pasok wala ng frisking na nangyayari upo agad sa regular table infront ng stage.. naka syota pa ako ng dancer ^__^

imagine at 16 yrs of age e may 22 yrs old akong asukarera de mama na dancer sa club hahaha

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back in college pumunta kami ng tropa sa boracay. one week ng inuman, moojacks, girls.. ay sos! sarap talaga

station 3 lang kame pero we met some ladies na dumadayo pa para sa inuman sessions sa resort namen.

may nakilala kameng española group hindi pinansin yung mga tequilla at chivas kong dala.. mas pabor sa kanila yung gin bilog good stuff daw hehehe

(apir* sa GSM!)

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Circa 96/97:

 

We (3 pinoy engineers and 1 british architect) are all Manila-hired working in a not-so-distant province where our company's

power plant facility was being constructed. One evening nagyaya yung mabait at gwapo naming British colleague para mag-bar- mukhang

may bonus na nakuha sa kanyang employer (we are the local partner in this ambitious project then). Siempre malaki value ng pera nila

kaya open. But when we entered our fave bar duon ay all occupied na ang VIP rooms. But the manager saw us (we are frequent 'good'customers)and she offered us their office. Inayos sandali at ipinarada ang mga chicks.

 

Langhiya, tig-isa kami ng partner at may rotation na sumasayaw na burles. I saw my Pinoy colleague fingering the British' partner

habang naglalaplapan sila. Minsan tikiman ng mga partner, all the while overflowing ang beers. Grabe lasing lahat at we all did our

respective partners and some of the rotation dancers. Paglabas namin wala sa hulog ang nga suot namin at yung eyeglass ni Brit ay nabasag. Habang palabas kami kuyog pa rin kami ng mga girls, at nakatingin lahat ng customer nung bar.

 

When we reminisce this episode, my co-engineer tagged this as parang 'nasa impyerno' kami that time kasi pulos kasalanan ang nagawa sa loob ng vip room cum office na yun.

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contributing...

 

college kami at madalas kaming magkaroon ng "teambuilding" (inuman) sa condo nung kabarkada bago gumawa ng project. madalas kmi nalalasing pero merong isang beses talaga na sobrang basag kming lahat. nagising na lang ako na may yakap na trashcan habang nakahiga sa kama at paglabas ko sa salas e nkita kong nakahiga sa sofa ung kabarkada ko - hubo't hubad - as in, ni medyas wala syang suot.. ngayon bago tigasan ng titi ang mga lalakeng nagbabasa nito, gusto ko lng sabihin na lalaki po ang kabarkada ko, mataba at mabalahibong lalaki. napadual ako ng konti at buti n lng at nakasuka na ko.

 

nagising ang loko sabay kwento n maliligo daw sana xa pero nakatulog xa.. nung nkita nyang may suka xa sa sahig hubo't hubad xang pumasok ng banyo (oo, mga kapatid nagusap kmi habang wala xang saplot kundi kwintas na suka sa kanyang leeg) at kumuha ng isang timba ng tubig at binuhos sa sahig. naging waterworld ng suka ung sahig ng condo. at this point umuwi na kmi nung 2 ko pang barkada kc baka patulungin pa kmi maglinis,hehe.. ang hitsura ng condo nya nung umagang un ay isang bangungot...

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HS, napagisipan lang uminom walang magawa. Redhorse+Gin Bulag+icetea. ayun swabe, naka tatlo kaming ganun. tas meron pang panghugas na redhorse. edi uwian na pag labas namen, gewang na lahat. tas yung isa nameng kasama umihi nalang bigla. t#ang%na talaga. tapos yung isa naman sumusuka sa bawat kantong lakadin namen. ika nga, nag ''stations of the cross'' kame nung araw na yun. lahat kame umuwing naglalakad. at mga siguro mga 12times sumuka yung isa kong kaibigan. meron na ngang nagpapatrol nun buti nalng at kakilala nung isang tropa. ang saya talaga ng mga memories..

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birthday of my officemate... inuman session in his house... his wifey's sleeping... all of us are drunk... put on a nap on separate rooms... wee hours of the morning, one of my officemates got out to urinate... on his way, he saw in the living room that one of our officemates is already butt-naked (but still with HIS shirt on) due to super intoxication, with some coins on top of his body... the funny thing was not that, it was when my officemate (who first saw the butt-naked officemate of ours) immediately told us: "BAKIT MAY TAONG GRASA DUN SA SALA?!" hahahaha

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last month, nag-inuman kami ng friend ko na girl sa SM north, sa may sky garden. Tpos, nag-order ako ng 1bucket na san mig. ligh lang kaso ayaw nya, gusto nya un tanduay ice, kasi parang ladies drink lang..

 

1bucket,5bottles yun, akin yun 3, kanya yun 2 tapos sisig pulutan, ang problema, parang masakit sa ulo yun tanduay ice pla..

pero walang tama, talaga masakit lang sa ulo.. asar nga ko.. tinatawanan nya ko.. hehehe :lol:

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despidida of a college friend.

we all went to his place in commonwealth bringing along our so's.

unlimited booze plus food plus weed equals wasted drunks rioting.

 

we were 5 in our group and it so happened that my other friend has this really hot gf.

and this horndog cousin of my friend whos having a despidida is making a pass at her.

said gf told her bf and the short fused burly just manhandled this scrawny dude makin a pass at her gf.

and all hell broke loose.

 

two groups spending the night in the precint.

good thing my brother has enough money for my piyansa. :lol:

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maraming beses na akong nalasing at maraming beses din na mga memories,

isang di ko malimutan noong una akong nag-barko,galing kami ng Montreal,Canada papuntang Puerto Cabello,Venezuela,kumita kami sa paglinis ng bodega bilang extra $200 dollars bawat isa,kaya sabi ko sa pinsan ko bibili ako ng camera para meron akong magamit,sabi ng pinsan ko segi pagdating natin sa Venezuela samahan kita,Nong nasa puerto na kami tiwala naman ako sa pinsan ko na samahan niya ako at may dalawa pang kaibigan na sumama sa amin,nag-taxi kami papuntang centro,sabi ng pinsan ko inom muna tayo bago mamimili,sa may restaurant kami na malapit sa beach,segi inuman na inabot na ng gabi sabi ko sa pinsan ko tara na samahan mo akong bumili ng camera sabi naman niya teka muna ubusin muna natin tong order natin sayang..napasarap na rin ng inuman at napasubo na tapos sabi ng pinsan sarado na mga tindahan punta na lang tayo sa bar,hinde na rin ako makatanggi kaya segi na nga,ang gaganda ng mga babae sa labas pa lang niyayapos ka na para makasama sila sa discohan,sabi pa ng pinsan ko mamili ka na wala sa pinas to..isip-isip ko oo nga parang mga artista to kung nasa pinas, nasa disco na ayun tuluyan na ang inuman at gastusan hanggang madaling araw yaya-an na sa kanilang mga apartment,kinabukasan buti binigyan ako ng babae ng pang taxi,pero ang alam ko binigay ko sa kanya ang pera ko..nasa barko na kami ng nagtawanan ang pinsan ko at ibang kasamahan sabi na-binyagan na ako kagabi...

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