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Biggest Lies Ever...


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> Trust me (isn't that a condom brand? you dick!)

 

> Who's your daddy? (feeling expert)

 

> pakakasalan kita

 

> You are the most beautiful girl for me

 

> Sarap ng niluto mo

 

> Does this dress make me look fat? (response : You look great in anything!)

 

> add: You look better without anything on.

 

> I will take care of you (wait till i get you punch-drunk)

 

> Never done this before

 

> iwi-withdraw ko talaga...pramis

 

> sample lang pasok, then i will just beat my dry wick later :goatee: :wacko: B)

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oh...here's another one

 

GF : Sino itong nagtetext sa iyo ng "Muzta na U?" etc...(huli ka)

 

BF : Ewan ko...alam mo naman marami dyan nagtetext kahit di kilala, naghahanap lang ng text mate...kita mo wala sa phonebook di ba?

 

(e kasi di nilagay sa phone book, minemorize ang number)...lulusot din talaga yan :goatee: :thumbsupsmiley:

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- im single

 

- sa lahat ng di ko makalimutan, ikaw ung nagtagal sa isip ko.. 20 yrs...

 

- kung bola lng ito, bat ko istorbohin ang buhay mong nananahimik???

 

- di mo lng alam maghapon ikaw laman ni isip ko...

 

- may seminar/training kc eh. cencia na ha

- wag mag-isip ng ganyan.. lam mo lagay mo saken... - BS

 

- "last stop na kita" - wahaha.... yeah right.... pareho kaming last stop mo???

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* yup first time ko lang...

 

* ask ng guy kung nag cum ako "yeah i did sabay nga tayo e."

 

* nope wala akong bf since last year pa

 

* nothing happened with me and my last bf never sya nag ask for sex kahit 2yrs kami

 

* i never went down with any guy b4 ni hindi ko nga alam itsura ng private part ng guy e

 

* i can't compare having sex with u and any guy kasi ikaw pa lang naka sex ko e, di ko din alam iba iba pala itsura at size nun, now ko lang nalaman kasi sinabi mo.

 

* ask ng guy kung maliit ba yung kanya or what, my answer "sarap nga ng sayo saktong sakto lang", kahit wala ka maramdaman sa sobrang kaliitan haha!

 

* i love u so much ur the last guy for me.

 

 

kala ng mga guys sila lang capable manloko sa mga girls. well fyi girls can come up with the biggest lie

that will seem believable lalo na kung innocent looking yung girl. so dont be fooled looks can deceive mga pare.

both sexes come up with all the lies to get away with something.

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some break up lines such as:

- it's not you, it's me

- you're too nice, i dont deserve you

- promise, walang third party involved. im just too busy.

 

usually sa dates:

- when asked: "nasan ka na?" the girl replies "malapit na" when she's not even halfway of the meeting place.

- when late on a date, "didn't you get my text that...?"

 

sa mga lambingan sessions (in a relationship):

- i never get attracted with other girls.

- you're everything that i need.

- hindi ko kaya mawala ka sakin.

 

 

ill think of some more... :)

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