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#1 taz31

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Posted 20 January 2007 - 09:54 AM

Wag ka pumasok. Tapos tawag ka sa office sabihin mo may LBM ka.

Kapag ayaw niya maniwala, dalhan mo ng stool sample. :evil:

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Posted 20 January 2007 - 11:03 AM

Why dont just say the real reason ... Boss pahinga ako gumimik lang ako kagabi

I would not mind such reason ..... as long as it does not become habitual

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Posted 20 January 2007 - 01:22 PM

Due to rain that's why can't be able to work today....

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Posted 21 January 2007 - 04:46 AM

pare, laspag na yang LBM na yan! :lol:


daming gamot jan na pwede pangontra ng LBM eh. :P


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Posted 23 January 2007 - 02:15 PM

So will I expect you to be absent when it rains?

If PAGASA predicts that there will be XX number of days of rain this season ...and on those days you will
be absent again .....

Due to rain that's why can't be able to work today....



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Posted 23 January 2007 - 02:24 PM

Why dont just say the real reason ... Boss pahinga ako gumimik lang ako kagabi

I would not mind such reason ..... as long as it does not become habitual

naku bro di pwede samin nyan.....uso pa man din dito....makitaan ka lang ng isang butas....yun at yun na palagi ang gagamitin sa yo....

Para di OT:

1. Boss, sa lakas nung ulan....tumutulo sa bahay namin....di ko pwedeng iwanan kasi baka mabasaan yung mga koryente.....

2. Boss samahan ko lang ang nanay ko punta kami sa dentista masakit ang ngipin e (paalam ka muna sa nanay mo para di ka makarma)

:lol:

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Posted 23 January 2007 - 02:44 PM

Thats indeed depends on your relationship with your boss

As for any case - Either the boss or the employee is unreasonable ....

After 300 days na walang absent then nakiusap na hindi papasok ..... OK lang right?
After a leave last week, leave ka nanaman? .... not so OK

naku bro di pwede samin nyan.....uso pa man din dito....makitaan ka lang ng isang butas....yun at yun na palagi ang gagamitin sa yo....

Para di OT:

1. Boss, sa lakas nung ulan....tumutulo sa bahay namin....di ko pwedeng iwanan kasi baka mabasaan yung mga koryente.....

2. Boss samahan ko lang ang nanay ko punta kami sa dentista masakit ang ngipin e (paalam ka muna sa nanay mo para di ka makarma)

:lol:



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Posted 24 January 2007 - 10:53 AM

nilooban yung bahay namin kaya ndi ako naka pasok

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Posted 24 January 2007 - 12:14 PM

Fine, perhaps you can give me a copy of your Police Report.

nilooban yung bahay namin kaya ndi ako naka pasok


Edited by lomex32, 24 January 2007 - 12:15 PM.


#10 taz31

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Posted 24 January 2007 - 01:38 PM

how about this one?

Boss, pasensya na. napasarap lambingan nmin ni misis kgabi eh.. nkadami ako.. ayun lantang gulay.... sana naintindihan nyo situasyon ko...

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Posted 24 January 2007 - 01:55 PM

Everytime my staff tells me that they have LBM, i tell them why don't they take Diatabs, Limotil or Imodium. Also, i ask them to produce a medical certificate if it becomes habitual. Baka looking for better management ang ginagawa pala. Happened to me twice last year. staff looking for other work not the bowel thing. he he

Edited by lurker252, 24 January 2007 - 01:57 PM.


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Posted 24 January 2007 - 02:33 PM

text mo si ser:

"Gud am ser. d p aq mkkpsok ngaun. mina-MINDGRAINE p aq." :lol:

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Posted 24 January 2007 - 02:47 PM

Absolutely .... maybe this time

Not to interfere with your personal sex life though perhaps you might think of doing it on evenings where the next day does not require you to do work

how about this one?

Boss, pasensya na. napasarap lambingan nmin ni misis kgabi eh.. nkadami ako.. ayun lantang gulay.... sana naintindihan nyo situasyon ko...



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Posted 24 January 2007 - 03:06 PM

"Alam mo, para hindi ka mapuyat sa paglalambingan niyo ni misis, heto lang maipapayo ko sa iyo:

Papuntahin mo dito sa office si misis mo. Iuuwi ko siya sa amin nang sa ganon, wala kang pagpupuyatan mamayang gabi."

"At heto pa pala......ma-le-late ako bukas kaya dapat maaga ka. Naiintindihan mo ba bata?"
:lol:

Absolutely .... maybe this time

Not to interfere with your personal sex life though perhaps you might think of doing it on evenings where the next day does not require you to do work


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Posted 24 January 2007 - 10:05 PM


"bos di naman ako late, maaga ka lang pumasok"


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Posted 29 January 2007 - 04:48 PM

Boss, censya na kasi Na-Flatan ako ng gulong....

*** Pag hindi accept yung reason...

PAMBIHIRA KA NAMAN BOSS!!! NAPAKA UNFAIR MO!
YOU ARE SO UN-FAIR!!!
YOU ARE SO UN-FAIR!!!
YOU ARE SO UN-FAIR!!!
YOU ARE SO UN-FAIR!!!
YOU ARE SO UN-FAIR!!!
YOU ARE SO UN-FAIR!!!
YOU ARE SO UN-FAIR!!!
YOU ARE SO UN-FAIR!!!
YOU ARE SO UN-FAIR!!!

i resign....
:D

#17 lomex32

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Posted 29 January 2007 - 05:46 PM

Ah ganown ....... Oo nga ano, pwede naman pala ma-late at hindi kailangan maaga

Next time
Late na rin ang Sweldo mo
Late na rin ang benefits mo
Ung 13th Month.... late na rin, wala naman sinabi na it comes immediately after the 12th


"bos di naman ako late, maaga ka lang pumasok"


Ganon?
Kailan kapa sumasakay sa Gulong at naging Paralytico?
LIAR PALUSOT !
LIAR PALUSOT !
LIAR PALUSOT !
LIAR PALUSOT !
LIAR PALUSOT !


Boss, censya na kasi Na-Flatan ako ng gulong....

*** Pag hindi accept yung reason...

PAMBIHIRA KA NAMAN BOSS!!! NAPAKA UNFAIR MO!
YOU ARE SO UN-FAIR!!!
YOU ARE SO UN-FAIR!!!
YOU ARE SO UN-FAIR!!!
YOU ARE SO UN-FAIR!!!
YOU ARE SO UN-FAIR!!!
YOU ARE SO UN-FAIR!!!
YOU ARE SO UN-FAIR!!!
YOU ARE SO UN-FAIR!!!
YOU ARE SO UN-FAIR!!!

i resign....
:D


Edited by lomex32, 29 January 2007 - 05:47 PM.


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Posted 29 January 2007 - 07:12 PM

Ako iba-iba dahilan ko, minsan sasabihin ko may pina-asikaso sa akin ang dad ko na ako lang ang pwedeng mag-asikaso, minsan naman sasabihin ko nahihilo ako at hindi ko kayang pumasok then there's the usual may trangkaso...

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Posted 30 January 2007 - 02:26 PM

Papasa kaya ito?:

Bosing, lasing kami kagabi ng tropa. Nakita ko pala si No. 2 mo, boss. Dont worry boss, makakasiguro kang ako lng
nakaka alam sa sikreto mo. Sagot kita kay mrs. mo, boss! :P :rolleyes:

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Posted 30 January 2007 - 04:17 PM

When we start working with people ..... we always emphasize what is important ....
what is more costly .... and what is more convenient ....

I may not question if there was indeed an errand or whether you got sick iindeed

I will start questioning your judgment if you have to run errands for yourself
I will require you to seek further medical attention based on a string of complaints

And i will require you to do so at baka sagutin pa kita

Masakit ang ulo + Nahihilo = Magpatingin sa Optometrist, baka lumalabo ang mata mo
Masakit ang ulo + Nahihilo + Trangkaso - Magpatingin ka na ordoc at magpa CBC ka, baka mababa na ang platelet count mo
Masakit ang ulo + Nahihilo + Trangkaso + Pantal pa - Baka may Dengue/Typhoid ka na?

Here are some stats of averages

1 per year - File income tax or pay real propertys
1 per year - register vehicle
1 per year - manganak si misis (no. 1 and legit)
1 per year - enroll kid(s)
2-4 incidents that a person gets sick a year

Ako iba-iba dahilan ko, minsan sasabihin ko may pina-asikaso sa akin ang dad ko na ako lang ang pwedeng mag-asikaso, minsan naman sasabihin ko nahihilo ako at hindi ko kayang pumasok then there's the usual may trangkaso...


An experienced boss is like an experienced card player ....
He know who he puts behind his back that can see his cards and those who play against

In playing cards he knows that what spades, diamonds, clubs and hearts are ...
he knows how to combine them to make the strongest hand ....

He also knows how to play the JOKER card (just like the one below, sorry not you Mandrake, the type of below example). The Joker is the most powerful card and can be dangerous when you use/play it wrongly ....

He knows what cards to throw and when to throw them .....

Papasa kaya ito?:

Bosing, lasing kami kagabi ng tropa. Nakita ko pala si No. 2 mo, boss. Dont worry boss, makakasiguro kang ako lng
nakaka alam sa sikreto mo. Sagot kita kay mrs. mo, boss! :P :rolleyes:


Edited by lomex32, 30 January 2007 - 04:21 PM.





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