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#1 devil_lance

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Posted 19 April 2005 - 02:49 PM

Anu-anu ang mga Movies na pinagsisisihan nyo at pinanuod nyo pa? Those ones na hindi talaga value for your money. Tell us bago kme mabiktima...

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Posted 19 April 2005 - 02:56 PM

ang isang mai-s-share ko dito is yung movie na MEXICAN, kay Brad Pitt yon at Julia Roberts. Alang wenta panget ng story :grr: Sayang lang yung pera namen don.

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Posted 19 April 2005 - 03:50 PM

BILLY MADISON, Adam Sandler Movie in the early 90's. walang kwenta, sayang pera namin! :boo:

SIGNS, Mel Gibson, below standard :thumbsdownsmiley: mel gibson pa naman

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Posted 19 April 2005 - 04:13 PM

Alien VS Predator!- I can't believe mas mataas pa ticket price ng movie na to kesa sa ibang palabas when it was shown. There was a part na akala ko mag hahalikan ng lips to lips yung babae at yung isang predator. This movie is such a cheeseball attack

Jackass- Don't even dare renting it. If you want comedy, and if your definition of comedy is watching a bunch of underachieving loosers f**k themselves up so that they can have something to show on camera then this movie is for you. Sobrang pan-engot itong pelikulang ito

Kung Pow- Hindi siya nakakatawa sobra! Nakakaasar.

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Posted 19 April 2005 - 04:21 PM

One movie you should realy stay away from is the movie by an italian director called "Salo or 120 days of Sodom", it is the sickest movie you will ever see. I wont go to the details anymore" just take my word for it.

After this movie was completed the director was brutally murdered. Watching this movie made me think that he deserved it, and I hope he burns in hell!

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Posted 19 April 2005 - 04:38 PM

One movie you should realy stay away from is the movie by an italian director called "Salo or 120 days of Sodom", it is the sickest movie you will ever see. I wont go to the details anymore" just take my word for it.

After this movie was completed the director was brutally murdered. Watching this movie made me think that he deserved it, and I hope he burns in hell!

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haven't seen this one, was this released locally? how sick is it?

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Posted 19 April 2005 - 04:49 PM

EXORCIST II The Heretic

One of the worst sequels of all time in my list

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Posted 19 April 2005 - 05:17 PM

"Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" yata title non.
"Cursed" ni Christina Ricci

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Posted 19 April 2005 - 07:03 PM

The Village really sucks... :thumbsdownsmiley:

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Posted 19 April 2005 - 07:06 PM

Another would be Mars Attacks & Blade Trinity... :sick:

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Posted 19 April 2005 - 09:31 PM

the worst movie? dont ever watch this..
1. jackass
2. ned kelly

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Posted 20 April 2005 - 08:21 AM

ANACONDAS - Walang cnabi sa original na Anaconda movie, walang wenta hindi realistic.

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Posted 20 April 2005 - 09:28 AM

One movie you should realy stay away from is the movie by an italian director called "Salo or 120 days of Sodom", it is the sickest movie you will ever see. I wont go to the details anymore" just take my word for it.

After this movie was completed the director was brutally murdered. Watching this movie made me think that he deserved it, and I hope he burns in hell!

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where can I get a copy of this movie.....I know this film was banned in different countries back in 1975 and I am intrigued.....I've seen so many sick movies so I dont think this will pretty much make me puke......just for movie critic purposes.

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Posted 20 April 2005 - 12:02 PM

Salo is considered a masterpiece in its own right because it was an assault on the senses, something that no other film succeeded in doing at the time. It's a pretty rare DVD, but its part of the criterion collection, so you can order it at amazon if you're that interested in it.

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Posted 20 April 2005 - 02:16 PM

Salo was banned for the longest time, I only got to watch it in our alternative classroom learning back in college in UP diliman.

If you understood the lifestyle of Director Pier Paolo Pasolini, you would understand salo!

He is a homosexual who spent most of his time with male prostitutes, he was even arrested for molesting a minor.

This film actually is loaded with sick homosexual perversions only a guy like Pasolini could ever concieve. I bet this was his own fantasy put into film.

It was supposed to be his assult on facism itself. But in my own point of view, how could you appreciate the subtle propaganda of this film, if you would be so sick just sitting trough it. The main characters were supposed to be facists, but I think thier perversion has got nothing to do with facism itself.

How sick it is, you ask? Watching this movie is 10 times worst than staring at a toilet full of sh!t all day in a public rest room that hasn't been cleaned for a week.

If your friend comes up to you one day and tells you Salo is his favorite movie.... Don't panic....... relax........and when he is not looking! DIAL 911!

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Posted 20 April 2005 - 02:19 PM

where can I get a copy of this movie.....I know this film was banned in different countries back in 1975 and I am intrigued.....I've seen so many sick movies so I dont think this will pretty much make me puke......just for movie critic purposes.

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Oh trust me this one will! Not even the sickass pornos in the dark alleys of quiapo will match up to this movie!

Infact you don't know a sickass movie till you watch salo.

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Posted 20 April 2005 - 06:21 PM

"Strebel: Gestapo ng Tondo"
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This film is inanity at its worst. I was stuck in a bus from Laoag going back to manila while this movie was playing.

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Posted 20 April 2005 - 06:53 PM

"Strebel: Gestapo ng Tondo"
-starring the dashing Jinggoy Estrada

This film is inanity at its worst.  I was stuck in a bus from Laoag going back to manila while this movie was playing.

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chito, eto b yung kinukwento mo na naka jet ski daw si junggoy na my water splash effects pag close up, pero pag zoom out ng camera eh ang payat ng nagjejetski?

para di OT...

worst movies... even jen gardner in the red elekra get up didnt make me feel that the money i spent on Electra was worth it.

thats the most recent bad movie for me...

oh and 8 legged freaks... di rin sulit... panoorin mo n lang sa VHS...

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Posted 20 April 2005 - 08:36 PM

Jologs...galing kasi sa abs-cbn eh puro basura din naman mga palabas nila maski sa tv....

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Posted 20 April 2005 - 08:49 PM

Oh trust me this one will! Not even the sickass pornos in the  dark alleys of quiapo will match up to this movie!

Infact you don't know a sickass movie till you watch salo.

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I've watched Cannibal Holocaust and Faces of Death.........is there anything more sick than that?

BTW....the DVD sells for more than $375 online so the price has got to k*ll me ........ if in case u have the synopsis.....feel free to drop me a pm on the link....thanks.

Edited by Cotton, 20 April 2005 - 08:50 PM.





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