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Instructor during remedial exams (Chemistry): You are authorized to commit suicide, but only do so after you've returned your paper and test question. We don't want blood spilled over them. Others will do the same next year. Good luck.

 

(Out of 34 who took the remedials, only 2 failed...and no, they didn't commit suicide) :D

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During Physical Training in CMT... Our drill officer shouted...

 

ATTENTION GENTLEMEN... FORM A STRAIGHT CIRCLE!!! MOOOVE!!!

 

(WHATDA... meron straight line... but straight circle??? baka perfect circle) :P

 

 

Same officer walks up to three guys and gives a very loud command --- "BOTH OF YOU THREE... FOLLOW ME..." :P

 

And finally during a parade... some troops were not able to follow his commands... he walks up to the group and shouts 'WHY COME??? WHY COME YOU CANNOT FOLLOW ME??? EHH???" heheheh

 

(gusto ko na humirit ng.. "ser.. how come..." po... kaso baka mabartolina ako... at masigawan ni MR officer ng SSSYAADDAAPP!!!) :P

 

damn... good thing this fellow is not our english teacher... will definitely k*ll him in class...

 

 

hehehehe the good old days in school... ^_^

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